On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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