I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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