she takes plan B like it's going out of style
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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