You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
How's work?
Spinning.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
