Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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