Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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