It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
