bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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