I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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