Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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