I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Success! We fucked roommates!
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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