ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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