We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
im on a boat
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