The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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