Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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