Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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