I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
tequila makes me forget i have legs
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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