Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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