I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
operation harelip BJ is a go
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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