so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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