Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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