I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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