all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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