don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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