His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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