I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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