is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
two words: eviction party
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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