no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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