Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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