i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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