ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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