is this the sara with the beer cane?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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