eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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