Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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