Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
two words...techno handjob
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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