My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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