spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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