I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
