Sponge bath it is.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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