If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
