how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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