I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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