my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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