I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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