I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Walk of Shame today included voting.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
