Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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