Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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