shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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