Rock
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Fuck
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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