She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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