Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
