Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
