Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
never play flip cup with pint glasses
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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