During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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