I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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